Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
Onstage, we have Freddy the Bear,
Chica the Chicken, and Bonnie the Bunny
Here to perform just for you
So sit back and enjoy the music
While you chow down to our award-winning, extra cheese pizza
And if you're feeling up for a voyage, sail on over to Pirate Cove
Where Foxy the Fox will be your best matey
(By remaining in your seats at this time,
You do hereby agree that Fredbear's Pizzeria is not liable for any
Damages, bodily or otherwise,
That may occur to you or your child
During your stay. Enjoy at your own risk.)
Alright, so uh,
Everyone put your hands together for Freddy and the Fazbear band!
3:00 PM
The children all flock in
They think my guitar licks are rockin'
They all think I'm cute as a button
Bugs is past his prime
I'm the bunny
Now
It's 12:00 AM
All the bots roam free
Stretch out my legs to prevent rusting
Hey, hey Mike
What'cha think of my new Mixtape?
Why'd you slam the door in my face?
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
I don't know what I am
A machine or a ghost?
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
I don't know what I am
A machine or a ghost?
Toothy smile,
Glassy eyes,
Sometimes red,
Sometimes white,
Purple fur,
Purple Guy,
Orange guitar,
Red bowtie,
Rosey checks,
Fuzzy feet,
No eyebrows,
No front teeth,
Never eats,
Never sleeps,
Dreaming deep,
What a creep
I long to rock out on a bigger
Stage
I want the whole world to know my
Name
One day I'll ditch this band and
Go on my own way
They'll have to put me in the rock
Hall of Fame
D-Dude, I'm at work right now, right?
A-And the bunny animatronic- He's like freaking out, man! He's like,
Flailing his guitar everywhere!
L-Like he's Eddie Van Halen or something.
And he's not programmed to do that. Bro,
I'm telling you. This place is haunted! Okay? I'm not crazy!
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
I don't know what I am
A machine or a ghost?
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
And it goes,
I don't know what I am,
A machine or a ghost?
(Purple fur,
Purple Guy,
Orange guitar,
Red bowtie,
Rosey checks,
Fuzzy feet,
No eyebrows,
No front teeth,
Never eats,
Never sleeps,
Dreaming deep,
What a creep)
(Toothy smile,
Glassy eyes,
Sometimes red,
Sometimes white,
Purple fur,
Purple Guy,
Orange guitar,
Red bowtie,
Rosey checks,
Fuzzy feet,
No eyebrows,
No front teeth,
Never eats,
Never sleeps,
Dreaming deep,
What a creep)
Alright, so uh, here's the band.
