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The cracked foundations showed
After they pressured washed the patio
The gin and tonics flowed
60:40 was the ratio
She was once again scarred
After he brought the second Jaguar
Not real but probably
Happening somewhere in the Home Counties
The Home Counties
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town
The cracked foundations grow
After they're forced to sell the second home (oh no!)
They know the neighbours know
If they say walls can talk then so can gnomes
They fired the gardening staff
And followed tips read in The Telegraph
Not real but honestly
This shit is normal in the Home Counties
The Home Counties
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town
As the sun is going down in a Middle English!
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town (The Home Counties)
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town (The Home Counties)
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town (The Home Counties)
As the sun is going down in a Middle English
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town
As the sun is going down in a Middle English town