Lyrics
Spoken-
Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile -
Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you...
I must tell you how I really feel...
Man-
Oh you are an angel
An angel sent from hell
Your mouth like a sailor
Your cheap cosmetic smell
Woman-
Darling you are a loser
It's you I love to kill
Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
Man-
From your implants that failed
To the milkman that you nailed
It's been you, it's been you
That's tried to make me lose my mind
Woman-
Well, you come on so tough
And then you can't get it up
And if you do
Then it's still hard to find
Man-
You cheap little ho'
Slippin' out the back door
You go out with any man
For a nickel or a dime
Woman-
You no workin bum
You never made me come
Yeah, I faked it
Each and every time
Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky
Corona's by the keg
Man-
Oh darlin I'll stop my drinking
If you'll only shave your legs
Woman-
It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill
Man-
Leave my mother outa this
Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
