Lyrics
Well, I think I've gone mad, isn't that so sad?
"What a shame, you've lost a brain that you never had"
Oh, mum, check the car, it can't have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It's likely in a Sainsbury's
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
I jumped on a bus, declared my name
Asked if anybody's seen my brain
"Your brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter, Laura?
'Cause she adores you, but I think you're shit"
I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
"Well, what do you expect when you've got no mind!"
I searched all day, it drove me insane
Where would I be if I was my brain?
The nice nurse told me she felt my pain
But she couldn't find a single trace of my brain
"Oops! I Did It Again" started playing
Forget my brain, remember my name
