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Imagine in game 7 of the finals coming down to the buzzer: “And what’s that? Coming down the locker room entrance?” “BY GOD ALMIGHTY, ITS LEBRON!!!!!” “WHAT?!” “LEBRON IS CASHING IN! LEBRON IS CASHING IN!” LeBron hands Mickey Mouse ring to the Ref “LEBRON GRABS THE BALL, DOWN THE COURT FOR THE LAYUP” “OH NO, HE BLEW IT!! HE’S NOT CLUTCH!!” “AUSTIN REAVES IS THERE, AND PUTS IT BACK FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!” “ITS OVER! LAKERS WIN WITHOUT EVEN BEING IN THE FINALS!” “And you can just see the emotions coming out of The Fraud From Akron as he is in tears on the ground!” “He doesn’t even know his father!” “What a journey for Lebron RAYMONE James! Just a Kid From Akron, to Just an Actor from The Bad Space Jam Movie! Truly Emotional!” “And Lebron holds up his Mickey Mouse Ring!!!” “Look! He’s going to say something!” “I…. Never could have done this, with Russell Westbrook. Trading him was the best thing to ever happen to me.”
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DELETING LEBRON JAMES! DELETING LEBRON JAMES! IM DELETING YOU, LEBRON JAMES! 👑😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% Complete ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% Complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% Complete…. █████████████] 99% Complete 🚫ERROR!🚫 🐐👑🏀✔️Lebron James is irreplaceable🐐👑💖 I could never delete you Lebron! 💖 💩If LeBron poops, I flush.🚽 🙏If LeBron sneezes, l bless him.🤧 👃🏻If Lebron farts, Linhale.💨 👀When LeBron points I look.👉 🗣️When LeBron talks I listen.👂 🧎♂️When LeBron commands, I obey.👉 ♾️If there are 1 million fans of LeBron, I am one of them.🫵 ✨if there are 1 thousand fans, I am apart of them.🫡 ☝️if LeBron only had one fan, that is me.😜 🍆If LeBron has no fans then there is no ME.💦
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st wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.
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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell frommy right eye when I watched you win yourfirst ring in miami, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I ju
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