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I recommend insulating yourself from popular discourse and snark culture. I recommend cultivating a generally affable and calm demeanor. I recommend staying away from assumptions and remaining open to new people and new experiences. I recommend never feeling inferior to anyone or anything. I recommend spending time in the presence of that which you find beautiful and mysterious. I recommend driving slowly and yielding to pedestrians wherever possible. I recommend protection against the destruction of youth culture.
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I recommend less anger, less violence, and more REM sleep. I recommend renewed emphasis on friendship, community-building, and family. I recommend general financial illiteracy. I recommend standing against refinement culture and being comfortable with inefficiencies.
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in life it's either gay son who jelqs to Still House Plants or thot daughter who takes it raw from guy she met at The Dare dj set
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I recommend decreasing expectations, scaling back ambitions, going slower, focusing more on mind-muscle connection, doing less, exercising daily prayer
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God damn, all I really want is to live right. Make art every day and squint from the sunlight - LIL B
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think I'm coming back around to that phase where I analyze and track my stool on a daily basis
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there are lot of ppl out there who need money, exotic women, and expensive material possessions to sleep well at night
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not me, brother. the integrity I get from knowing I'm considered a thought-leader in my community is all I need to catch some 💤💤 at night
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spoke to some contacts in the us government today....they told me they really recognized my contribution to the scrobble game...said I was doing absolutely tremendous work in the field and that if they ever get around to cracking this anti-aging thing...I'm gonna be one of the first in line. they wanna keep me scrobbling for a long time to come
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disturbing lack of land acknowledgments on this website dude. you guys think you're the first people who ever scrobbled? you're really gonna pretend like this site isn't basically a graveyard of fallen soldiers? you're really gonna pray for Palestine but not Last.fm?
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NOT ME BRO. I respect and understand that I'm scrobbling on stolen land ✊🏿. I ACKNOWLEDGE AND PAY RESPECTS TO THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ME 🧎🏿➡️
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if I see Jamal Murray in the street I'm running him over at 80 mph and backing over his body repeatedly
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if you thought you could enter this shoutbox without performing a land acknowledgement first you fuckin thought wrong bro....
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Chair in your head. Sit down. Chair in your head. Sit down. Bed in your head. Nappy ass mfer . Basketball in your head. ILL B-BALL ALL OVER YOU SON IM THE KING OF THE COURT. ( a poem by bjork)
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blessed to see poetry thriving in this community space. building inclusive environments where POC feel empowered to SHARE their stories. championing diversity and highlighting the voices of the marginalized. speaking TRUTH to POWER ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿. ITS NOT RAP ITS POETRY ON THE BEAT BRO
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Your heart is pure and your brain is pure crack cocaine. You don't walk with God, God runs to catch up with you...
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my brother. I just got off the phone with god. he said we're the new Luis and Clarke. the new pippen and Jordan. the new 🧽bob and Patrick. on some bonnie and Clyde shit (no homo) (homo). we're going 2010 lil b x clams casino mode
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your comment section is adhd. your comment section is adhd. i think your comment section is adhd,
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That's a perfect acronym. I'm gonna steal that and use it forever. Thank you my huge dicked friend
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starting to believe that nice nipples are one of the rarest body parts to encounter....my standards are consistent but high...
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I was chilling at ur local sweetgreen and they said they don't even know u bro
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my girl got mauled by a Pitbull today and I can't even lie bro that shit kinda gave me the ick....
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if you're not taking your blood pressure every day what are you even doing bro
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allow yourself to indulge in a quiet moment of contemplation...an ode to health. Longevity is on the menu. a firm squeeze from the polyester cuff....the anticipation of the day's reading. the thrill of a new low. can we get much lower?
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corny ppl said this sort of thing about twitter back in 2009 but they were wrong and I am right
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I am not the man for the job, but I am willing to commission the man for the job 💵
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been feeling strangely optimistic. vibe shift incoming. big things on the way. make sure you're watching this space. don't miss out. go tell fire to the mountain.
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horrible, terrible, cursed website, if u got rym vibes on u stay the fuck off this page BRO 🙅🏿♂️
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bang my line if you wish to engage in bag talk. high level discussion only. thanks
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VERY OLD LAND. LOOK AROUND YOU. THE HORIZON TREMBLING, SHAPELESS. WE ARE ALL OF US BROTHERS.
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Past the flannel plains and blacktop graphs and skylines of canted rust, and past the tobacco-brown river overhung with weeping trees and coins of sunlight through them on the water downriver, to the place beyond the windbreak, where untilled fields simmer shrilly in the A.M. heat: shattercane, lamb's-quarter, cutgrass, sawbrier, nutgrass, jimsonweed, wild mint, dandelion, foxtain, muscadine, spine-cabbage, goldenrod, creeping charlie, butter-print, nightshade, ragweed, wild oat, vetch, butcher grass, invaginate volunteer beans, all heads gently nodding in a morning breeze like a mother's soft hand on your cheek. An arrow of starlings fired from the windbreak's thatch. The glitter of dew that stays where it is and steams all day. A sunflower, four more, one bowed, and horses in the distance standing rigid and still as toys. All nodding. Electric sounds of insects at their business. Ale-colored sunshine and pale sky and whorls of cirrus so high they cast no shadow.
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Insects all business all the time. Quartz and chert and schist and chondrite iron scabs in granite. Very old land. Look around you. The horizon trembling, shapeless. We are all of us brothers. Some crows come overhead then, three or four, not a murder, on the wing, silent with intent, corn-bound for the pasture's wire beyond which one horse smells at the other's behind, the lead horse's tail obligingly lifted. Your shoes' brand incised in the dew. An alfalfa breeze. Socks' burrs. Dry scratching inside a culvert. Rusted wire and tilted posts more a symbol of restraint than a fence per se. NO HUNTING. The shush of the interstate off past the windbreak. The pasture's crows standing at angles, turning up patties to get at the worms underneath, the shapes of the worms incised in the overturned dung and baked by the sun all day until hardened, there to stay, tiny vacant lines in rows and inset curls that do not close because head never quite touches tail. Read these.
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im literally gonna fucking blow up the last.fm headquarters cause my gum.mp3 scrobbles won't go thru
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there comes a time in a man's life when he will inevitably have to give up the last.fm and tend to the land. become a farmer. embrace a more humble existence. scrobbles are not of the soil, remember this my brothers
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