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bernkastel__
Were u that dude i saw last weekend in Berghain doing a massive rump shaker on beat to the mambo no5 remix?
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SchizoMayunly
No, I was the one windmilling my Svöllen-Böehner to the sound of Conga (Estefan Wilson remix). "C'mon shake your boner Mikael do the conga, I know your cock is thick but mine is longer, feel the rhythm of buttsex getting stronger, don't you fight it 'til you've tried it, do the cocka beat"
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SchizoMayunly
Well let me tell you: me and hornybadger once went to an Otep concert but we couldn't find the venue so we asked some asian guy where it was, he said "Oteph is light thele at Brue Oystel" We entered the Blue Oyster Bar and ordered a couple of beers, after we drank the beers Opteh appeared on stage playing a death metal rendition of "El Bimbo", we thought "shit, wrong place" but it was too late, a couple of leatherdaddies appeared out of nowhere, grabbed us by the hand (and cock) and started dancing with us then I lost consciousness and woke up in bedroom with cumstains all over my yellow shirt, lying next to the leatherdaddy I had been dancing with - he told me that hornybadger and me had been drugged with molly, Xanax and Viagra in our beers and what is the result well now we are both homersex and now we go to Blue Oyster every weekend bang more leatherdaddies if you want to blame it on someone blame it on Fagguminati but it's not like we're complaining, we love the Opteh lifestyle™
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Hornybadgerchad
Because it's funny. WE FROT AND YOU DON'T. Don't be jealous while secretly listening to UNKNOWN PLEASURES BY FROT DIVISION™ and dreaming about MANSEX. I know you pretend to listen to Swans, but in reality you secretly listen to FROT DIVISION and you feel lonely, horny and isolated™. But you know, who will cure it. You should embrace it. OPTEH, LEATHERDADDIES AND BLUE OYSTERL™. And if you're awkward, because you listened to Frot Division and feel sad, with the help of auntie Molly you'd feel more open. And there would be no need to listen to (Gay) Swans and hide your true identity of a misunderstood elitist (who craves for love, sex & leather™).
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Hornybadgerchad
You should listen more Akerstache to get your swollen-boner that big that you'll reach the other galaxy.
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SchizoMayunly
I already did, my Svöllen-Böehner reached the Andromeda galaxy yesterday. This is trve, NASA told me
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Hornybadgerchad
Was it awesome to cum on the whole planet there? And didn't your dick frozen up? It's cold in space. How you maintained that temperature high? Because otherwise your swollen boner would've become like a tiny little schlong and you couldn't have cum over the planet there.
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SchizoMayunly
My böehner doesn't get cold because it is a Motörpenis™, the engine keeps the heat
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SchizoMayunly
Guilty pleasure stuff. It's not even the gayest shit I like, given that I unironically enjoy O-Zone (the gay moldovan pop band), Haddagay "What Is Love", Asshunter "Dota", and early Opteh (of gay).
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SovietByke
Know what else is beautiful? Mikael's gorgeous clean vocals teeming with profound emotion and melody as I'm filling a twink's bunghole with my Akercocke.
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versionJBT
I'm starting to get excited for the new Opteh album, it's been a while since the shoutbox was at Defcon 1
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SchizoMayunly
Hellz yeah bitchiz! The Opteh shoutbox will soon turn into a vortex of retarded arguments which are always fun to read...
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SchizoMayunly
"OMGOMG NEW OPTEH ALBUM RULES CUZ IT'S PROG AND I'M VERY OPENMINDED UNLIKE YOU STUPID METALFAG ELITISTS OLOLOLO GET A LIFE FAGGETS" // "I visited this shoutbox expecting an intellectual discussion but all I see is comments from a bunch of stupid trolls omgomgomg", etc.
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talkingviolin
SORRY BOR I HAD NO LOGGED IN LASTA FM SPENT MY TIME LISTENING TO WINTERSUN WASHNIG MY WOOD
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